Fly Him Away
Awww. Get ready to shed a tear. Or vomit profusely. Apparently Diddy is upset at high oil prices and it’s cramping his style. High prices are FORCING him to check his spending and fly on commercial airlines instead of his private jet. OH SNAP. See, I knew high gas prices were going to hit hard. I mean, the day you’ve gotta stop using your private jet and settle for a commercial airline. IT’S JUST GONE TOO DAMN FAR!
I’m going to restrain myself here and not even touch the reasons gas prices are so high and that it really doesn’t have much to do with Saudi Arabia in the first place.
In an effort to quell the rising prices, Mr. Diddy has posted a video on YouTube pleading with his Saudi Arabian “brothers and sisters” asking them for free oil. Sorry Didds, I had some drinkies with the Saudi Arabian monarchy last week and asked for the very same thing. All I got was this lousy t-shirt that says “American Toolbag”.
